“Could I replace my foot with a wheel, like Rosie from the Jetsons?”
“I suppose. But then you’d have to register as a motor vehicle.”

the-squid-king:

#a joke that was timed perfectly

From the director of Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve, it’s Martin Luther King Day.

30 Rock’s memorable quotes (per character)
↳Jenna Maroney [Season 5 part 1 of 2]

Tracy: You’re suppose to control me, you’re Liz Lemon, that’s what you do!

afinedisguise:

Tracy: You look clean. Are you a celebrity?
Jimmy: Well, I have my own show on NBC-
Tracy: No! Celebrity.
Jimmy: [crestfallen] …I was in a movie with Queen Latifah once. 

Television is the true American art form. Think of all the shared experiences television has provided for us. From the Moon landing, to the Golden Girls finale, from Walter Cronkite denouncing Vietnam…to Oprah pulling that trash bag of fat out in the wagon. From the glory and pageantry of the Summer Olympics to the less fun Winter Olympics. So please, don’t tell me I don’t have a dream, sir. I am living my dream. -Kenneth Parcell